Tumblr Mouse Cursors
  • me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via belledudette)

hotsingledads:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via belledudette)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via belledudette)

that walk when you get called out of class to leave early

image

(Source: 911official, via moistbottom)

relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

relahvant:

look a tthis idiot i want 40

(Source: lawebloca, via heyfunniest)

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

(via laughbitches)

(Source: 4gifs, via ruinedchildhood)

bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

image

(via heyfunniest)

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

(via humoristics)

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

(via michellelamignonne)

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

(via ymcgay)

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation

(via yerassisgrass)

jonnovstheinternet:

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

I’m starting to think Canadians are the best people ever

(Source: adteachings, via belledudette)