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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

(Source: sheswanderlost, via 5-vor-12)

gwenlightened:

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

I

(via wawaqueen)

failed step 1

(Source: babyphatvelourtracksuit, via dumbpost)

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

image

(via kim-not-possible)

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

(via notjackwhite)

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via cracks-me-up)

littlemissbloo:

whitmerule:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

(Source: yinqors, via 5-vor-12)

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

googlecowboy:

It’s called their green

(Source: tannerdise, via humoristics)

exohbianca:

I’m dead

exohbianca:

I’m dead

(via 5-vor-12)

blondesquats:

annysadventuresinwonderland:

As a Canadian, I like to laugh at the ridiculousness of Canadian stereotypes. Then shit like this happens.

fucking dead.

blondesquats:

annysadventuresinwonderland:

As a Canadian, I like to laugh at the ridiculousness of Canadian stereotypes. Then shit like this happens.

fucking dead.

(via 5-vor-12)

deluminator:

my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’ 

(via laughbitches)

primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:


nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.


not as bad as you couldve been 👍

primean:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

not as bad as you couldve been 👍

(Source: thedeathmerchant, via laughbitches)

(via justaddformaldehyde)

meme4u:

gluten what?

meme4u:

gluten what?