Tumblr Mouse Cursors

(Source: twitterscreencaps, via g-retchenwieners)

mklovesu:

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this is what i try to teach to my mom but she insists that my brothers need to rest (i don’t know of what) while i have to be in the kitchen cooking for them

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

(via kim-not-possible)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

oh

(via now-isnt-that-lovely)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via belledudette)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via consistentcrying)

whatscrackinho:

whatscrackinho:

it’s 2013 and we still can’t reblog asks without taking a screenshot

IT’S 2013 AND WE CAN REBLOG ASKS WITHOUT TAKING A SCREENSHOT

(Source: whats-crackin-ho, via belledudette)

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thisbecjc:

The adorable moment when that’s his real life boyfriend.

OMFG I DID NOT KNOW THAT!! HOLY CRAP 

(Source: bigbangtheory-gifs, via now-isnt-that-lovely)

surprisebitch:

how will you survive

surprisebitch:

how will you survive

(Source: bigeisamazing, via consistentcrying)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via generalbooty)

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


"It takes too long"So does raising a fucking child

rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

blameaspartame:

earl’s purchase

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