so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
why don’t i have followers that are obsessed with me this is bullshit
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
damn boy are you the terms and conditions because i don’t give a fuck what you have to say.
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.